hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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