There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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