I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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