can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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