can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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