So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You're like the curious george of whores
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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