We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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