come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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