Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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