I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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