People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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