I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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