After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
