please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
dude. I can hear the air.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
