yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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