i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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