K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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