Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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