True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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