I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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