well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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