You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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