i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Randomize
