We need to rekindle our bromance
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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