I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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