thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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