on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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