Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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