so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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