is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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