Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
so let's talk penis.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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