Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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