just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He better not be in your backpack
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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