So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She announced her abortion via fbk
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We are all done wearing pants today
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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