I need help removing her.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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