if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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