Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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