I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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