Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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