yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
where does the pee come out of this thing
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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