You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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