I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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