I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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