I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i've created a new STD.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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