Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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