Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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