the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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