We won't sleep together?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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