8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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