we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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